Ha ha ha hahhhahahaha !   OMG!  Stop it!

Man, sometimes I just like to put on the Orb and just trip out, you know. Classic stuff.

Seriously, Petrucci, stop already! Your Photoshop know-how is making me wet myself!  It’s like a white horse on the clouds of death!

 

 

Petrucci sent this only minutes after this morning’s post

Mikey Heppner from Priestess saw some of my moose collection (I take some on tour with me so it feels more like home) and he nicknamed me “Moose-staine.” ROFL!

Anyways, this one is one of my favorites, just cuz it says “moose collector” — picked it up in Vermont a while back. I fucking hate vermont but I fucking love this moose!

I’ve been getting way into animated GIFs lately. My email signature has this one, which I got from Petrucci the other day:

Anybody have exciting fourth plans? Not much going here. I remember my wildest one, back in like ‘91. It was Steve “Zetro” Souza’s barbeque. Billy ate one of my fucking turtles. A trial by fire.